Perfect I'm Not: Boomer on Beer, Brawls, Backaches, and Baseball

This is a guy who ...
Grew up among Hell's Angels, taking their Harleys for solo joyrides at age eleven ...
Prepares for every outing by blasting Metallica, AC/DC, and Godsmack at eardrum-bursting levels in the Yankees' locker room ...
Regularly tried to coerce attractive women in the stands into lifting up their shirts from the Toronto Blue Jays' bullpen ...
Endured huge, cortisone-loaded hypodermic shots straight into the spine to avoid missing scheduled pitching starts ...
Was the 1998 ALCS MVP and the 2002 ALDS goat ...
Has become legendary for his brawling, beer-drenched, no-holds-barred or punches-pulled lifestyle off the mound ...